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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:40
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks